heehoo i updated my commission prices!!

Important things to note:
- If you’re interested, DM me and I’ll send you my Paypal!
- I will only begin your commission after you pay upfront.
- The artwork I make for you will not be available for commercial use!
- I will send you progress pictures of your commission at different stages (sketch, lineart, color, shading, etc.)
- Refunds will be available only during the sketch stage if you are unhappy with the work.

eepybubble:

only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand

doyouknowwhatimeme:

bloglikeanegyptian:

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Omar Bartov, Professor of Holocaust and Genocide Studies at Brown University, who has been for a while saying “it could be genocide and there’s genocidal intent” but has been holding off on outright calling it a genocide like raz segal has. seems to be changing his mind.

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pngs - wax seals

dykehayleywilliams:

memewhore:

nativenews:

toskarin:

I just don’t know where else they think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn’t make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night

mysillycomics:

mysillycomics:

🎄 my cat as a christmas tree! happy holidays!!! 🎄

Tiger Fluff’s approval!

sannsie:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kaity–did:

synebluetoo:

kaity–did:

It’s that time of year again when I have to remind everyone in my family that if they gift my child an elf on the shelf it will immediately become firewood because one thing mama ain’t raising in a snitch.

Things I’ve done to children instead of elf on a shelf:

• Told 4-7 year olds that throwing tantrums makes their teeth come loose
• Green vegetables taste bad because they have the same stuff in them as the ninja smoke bombs that make people pass out, but if you eat a little bit at a time you will become immune and thus defeat ninjas.
• The dentist knows the tooth fairy
• Dogs and cats know when you say swear words and it hurts their feelings
• Monsters in the closet think the floor is lava and can only walk on toys and clothes you haven’t put away
• The good spirit of the house likes the sound of water, so flushing the toilet and washing your hands will remind it to protect you

So many child psychologists must know about me.

Okay but the dentist does know the tooth fairy that’s just facts

That floor is lava thing is genius

kiboou:

source

anarchafemme:

anotherevencoolerdad:

ALT

pick one you bald genderless idiot

authorizedpope:

everyone says ‘prioritize your health’ 'look after yourself’ until they realize that making your wellbeing your first priority means making everything else a lower priority. and yeah, that’s sometimes ok if it’s temporary, but if those health issues are chronic? oh boy do they not like it when you actually take their advice. sometimes prioritizing your health means neglecting your work, your household chores, your social life. 'looking after yourself’ means not putting your energy into looking after everyone else first. and the same people who tell you to prioritize your health will get upset with you when they realize it means you’re no longer priorizing them.

if you have disabled or chronically ill people in your life and you extend them sympathy and tell them to look after themselves when they’re feeling sick, but then you get upset at then because they keep canceling plans. please. reevaluate.

mysharona1987: